real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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