margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Randomize
