Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Randomize