I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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