just tell him i said nine months
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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