Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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