Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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