So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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