How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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