He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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