Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
You peed on a flamingo?!?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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