Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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