Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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