susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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