So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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