I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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