PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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