I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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