Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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