I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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