I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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