i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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