chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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