so that wasnt chicken after all
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
