I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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