Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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