Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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