Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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