I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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