what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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