Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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