he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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