I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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