Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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