this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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