seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Couch. On fire.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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