Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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