I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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