do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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