dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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