No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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