I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize