He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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