i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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