Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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