I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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