new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I look better un-naked...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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