I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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