Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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