I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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