yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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