Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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