Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I want to make a zoo with you.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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